Today I installed a porch light. Step one was to make note of the screw holes on the junction box. My porch does not have a junction box for the porch light. So in the immortal words of my father “use some friggin’ drywall screws” so the light was installed with the help of a little silicon caulk. If you were an asshole you would give me a hard time, if you weren’t you would marvel at my well lit driveway. Then I had a cold Miller Lite and watched the football game. Good day if you ask me.